I was so popular with the British Press during my PhD that Prince Harry decided to take revenge upon the press by putting the notorious Conservative MP named Anne Widdicombe (Sunday School teacher from Bath) in charge with her snoop laws.
The Queen herself ordered my failure at my oral exam for “interfering” in politics when I put in both Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and Jacob Zuma.
Julian Vincent a rich professor and old labour man installed microphones in my flat for the Bath Uni Student’s Union.
The flat’s number is 54 for Studio 54 – the dancing American, which is what I was called in a murder attempt in 2002.
I am African National Congress from way back and proud of it!
I have circulated this to South Africa and Australia.